1*2*3 Presents
Porker
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EMAIL:
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 | Ladies and gentlemen,
your next entertainer has only been doing stand-up comedy for 2
weeks, but has been laughed at his whole life. He already has a
sitcom in the works for FOX, entitled "Which way to the buffet?"
450 pounds of Hilarity, the extra large comedy of PORKER!
OK folks, I know your not suppose to laugh at fat people, but it's OK cause he's a comedian. Finally the chance to laugh at fat people with out the guilt, cause YOU'RE not the one saying it. And your laughs actually raise his self-esteem and make him feel 10 feet tall - and under 300 pounds! |
Oh… he's almost reached the microphone… Ladies and gentlemen, I give you PORKER! |
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 "I'm so fat... that no one will look past it and see my tender heart inside." |
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